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Casa Brillig just got done dyeing eggs for Easter tomorrow, with special guest dipper virgomusic (in town for advance neighborhood scouting for the summertime move!) Between eggs, driving all over the Greater Boston area, and a bottle of wine...
It's a Good Saturday for pictures instead of text :-). Or should I say:
Oh hai! Iz havin a gud day wif my frend an we finded some stuffz on Teh LOLsite to share. Hope u liekz em too!!
Do we even want to know what early-80's Mullet Bunneh would have looked like?
Mr. Brillig's first comment when I showed him this was "Umm, shouldn't it be the chicks on the poles?"
I think I've seen Kid Brillig make that face, when I tell her to change clothes. I wonder if she'd wear bunneh ears?
A thousand recs to anyone who can tell me what the hell happened to those chickens...
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And now, on to Top Comments! First up, the contents of the TC inbox. I think everyone is off getting an early start on the jelly beans and chocolates, 'cause it's a bit sparse. Thank you to everyone who sent something in!
From watercarrier4diogenes:
In You've rescued ME?, LinSea demonstrates yet again that SusanG has long been one of DailyKos's most valuable assets.
Just ask our own Unitary Moonbat: History for Kossacks: SusanG's Rescue Rangers
From kestrel9000:
OMG....I can't stop laughing at this comment from Terminus......
yes we can!
no we can't.....
thank you Satan!
From sardonyx:
When kos ran some of his mail across the front page, door number 3 got some attention. You really have to start with goodasgold's thread and read down to decitect's unusual summation; it's the fourth comment of the thread.
Subo03 has been liberated by the conservatives and their Freeper Follies.
From BeninSC:
Mother-daughter awkwardness? The GOP is to blame! Niwind explains. :)
From Your Humble Diarist du Jour:
socialist butterfly wonders where the teabaggers were a few years ago..
Next is Top Mojo! I ran the numbers myself, using the mojo-to-excel magic of Sardonyx/cskendrick:
Top 30 (plus ties) Comments excluding first comments and search-identifiable tip jars:
1) So you're going to tell eligible people by Cali Scribe — 304
2) If you worried about medical bills by theindexer — 223
3) Is it irrational of me by bluesteel — 207
4) Welfare programs by theindexer — 198
5) touche, Cali Scribe by Youffraita — 187
6) This thread shows how screwed up America is. by Andhakari — 168
7) How much do you want to bet by Dave Brown — 166
8) Folks who are frugal by force by Remembering Jello — 121
9) Perfectly rational by Giles Goat Boy — 93
10) Why would I want a social safety net if not by cjallen — 91
11) That's nonsense by yet another liberal — 91
12) You helped others in the past, by cv lurking gf — 89
13) Wow by yet another liberal — 88
14) You're an alarmist and a prevaricator of the by rontun — 87
15) 40 million out of 300 million by snackdoodle — 84
16) make it easy on the rich to live more frugally by h bridges — 81
17) Apparently,,,, by Miss Blue — 78
18) I Can Only Speak For Myself by webranding — 74
19) No you're not. by goinsouth — 74
20) Starting to hate it, too. by aufklaerer — 71
21) What part of my advice was bad by theindexer — 71
22) Don't feel bad about being eligible. by Montreal Progressive — 71
23) so true, my parents of the depression era by whitewidow — 66
24) But if you don't apply by Cali Scribe — 65
25) MC - my sis used to work for by moose67 — 64
26) Somehow I don't think that this is by blue jersey mom — 62
27) The simple math is this. In 2006 the top 18% by rontun — 61
28) This too shall pass.... by David Kroning — 61
29) If everyone took the assistance by yet another liberal — 60
30) I don't want bailouts without restrictions by yet another liberal — 60
31) Simple story for a simple mind by BFSkinner — 60
32) And our Aussie by benny05 — 60
33) One more time by MKSinSA — 60
Top 30 Comments with no exclusions:
1) Alms (tips) by Muskegon Critic — 750
2) I'm Too Hard on the New York Times by bink — 369
3) tips by thereisnospoon — 320
4) So you're going to tell eligible people by Cali Scribe — 304
5) If you worried about medical bills by theindexer — 223
6) Is it irrational of me by bluesteel — 207
7) Welfare programs by theindexer — 198
8) touche, Cali Scribe by Youffraita — 187
9) This thread shows how screwed up America is. by Andhakari — 168
10) thanks again by clammyc — 167
11) How much do you want to bet by Dave Brown — 166
12) Kibbles, Treats, etc by benny05 — 162
13) Tips for distinguishing facts and interests. :) by NCrissieB — 148
14) Tip Jar by Muzikal203 — 147
15) Tips / Mojo: 11 April 09 by A Siegel — 146
16) Tips for chicks who think by Colorado is the Shiznit — 137
17) Tips for nesting birds! by BirderWitch — 133
18) A modicum of good news! by Asinus Asinum Fricat — 127
19) Thanks for taking action! by Jill Richardson — 121
20) Folks who are frugal by force by Remembering Jello — 121
21) Morning all! by Frankenoid — 99
22) Perfectly rational by Giles Goat Boy — 93
23) That's nonsense by yet another liberal — 91
24) Why would I want a social safety net if not by cjallen — 91
25) You helped others in the past, by cv lurking gf — 89
26) Wow by yet another liberal — 88
27) You're an alarmist and a prevaricator of the by rontun — 87
28) How Naziesque of you. by DemocraticLuntz — 86
29) Bless them. Honor their sacrifice. by noweasels — 86
30) 40 million out of 300 million by snackdoodle — 84