Hey America, the revolting teabaggers are coming to a town near you! But why are the teabaggers revolting, you ask? Well, I’ve done the research and can tell you in their own words. Teabagging organizers have helpfully posted online lists of ideas for the signs they will bring to their parties. So here goes.
Give us liberty; not debt
If you; say so.
HONK ... If you don’t like the word TRILLION$
Paging Abe Simpson.
Netizen Warriors, Not Dependent Whiners
Go get them cyber-pirates, intrepid he-man!
America, raise your
V ote
O ut
I ncumbant
C andidates
E verywhere
!
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What part of nO don’t you understand?
The punctuation part?
Sleep? I’ll Sleep When Conservatives Run Congress
Sleep-deprived teabaggers, sounds dangerous.
Pork the Other (Red) Meat
Um....
Fix the Economy, Not Bankrupt OUR Children, Stupid
No comment.
HONK ... If I’m paying your mortgage
....
HONK ... If you’re paying my mortgage
....
HONK ... If you pay my neighbor’s mortgage
"Dude, why are those people honking at us again?"
Revolution is Brewing ... At the POLLS
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Armed and Dangerous ... WITH MY VOTE
....
Two words for our elected officals, VOTING BOOTH
Elections. Yup.
Re-Open GITMO
TORTURE POLITICIANS
FOR THE TRUTH!
Yikes!
O Dow, Where Art Thou
Over 8,000.
Party Like It’s 1773
That’s, like, so 18th century.
WIND POWER IS A SCAM!
Moving air is a socialist plot!
PROGRESSIVES!!!
SOCIALISM TEABAG LIBERALS!
or
Teabag Socialist, Socialism, congress, etc..
by any other name still STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, whatever YOU SAY!!!!!!!!
Who is in charge? WE ARE!
So why are you teabagging, again?
Where’s the beef? RIGHT HERE!!!
Mmmm, hamburgers.
I think our teabagging friends need a little help in the ideas department. Here are some suggestions. What are yours?