Ok guys, this is total fantasy that my college buddy and I got off onto while totally hammered, but here goes.
Remember those rumors floating around the net during the AWOL flap, that Bush had a taste for manflesh himself? Wasn't there some claims that he indulged a bit during his heavy hitting coke days?
Well, what if Gannon's real "Patron" in the WH was GW himself? Maybe that's how Gannon gained entry to inner halls of power (he,he).
Afterall, he does advertise as a top.
At this point we were ROFL our asses off imagining Bush on hands and knees with Gannon behind him giving his ass a good smack while barking in his best Marine drill SGT voice;"Who's your daddy?"
Better yet, what if there were some pictures and they leaked out onto the net? We laughed so hard at this point we almost pissed ourselves. We were really in fantasy land at this point, but then again, "reality" hasn't been all that appealing lately. And alot of it has seemed like fantasy anyway. As Imus says "You can't make this stuff up".
Hum, to bad I don't know diddly about photoshop.