Glenn Beck got some guy to dress up as Thomas Paine and tells us what to do if somehow for some reason we can’t make it to a tea bag party: we’re supposed to honk our car horns three times at high noon.
So at the risk of getting labeled a saboteur by Michelle Malkin, let me propose we organize our own honk at high noon campaign. That way, when people honk at high noon to support tea bagging, nobody will know if they were supporting tea bagging...or one of our causes.
Anyway, here's some of the things you can honk for at high noon:
- If you support marriage equality for all, honk your horn three times at high noon
- If you don't support marriage equality, but agree that if same-sex marriage is banned, then opposite-sex divorce should also be banned, then honk your horn
- If you voted for Barack Obama and you're glad the guy who got the most votes was allowed to become President (unlike in 2000), then honk your horn
- If you think Al Franken should be seated as soon as practical, then honk your horn
- If you're glad John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running-mate, then honk your horn
- If you're a dirty socialist who thinks there should be a tea bag for every pot, then honk your horn.
- If you'd like to thank the tea baggers for making jackasses of the GOP, then honk your horn
So, what will you be honking your horn for?