Yesterday, Markos wrote about the National Republican Senatorial Committee's pride in their candidate recruitment for the 1020 Anno Domini cycle. Heads must have rolled over at the NRSC (NB: heads removed via blunt ax, as the guillotine won't be invented for another 750 years or so), because they quickly changed the date in their press release to reflect the cycle that they're actually out to win:
1010.
Democracts are in trouble, now that the Republicans have used Mitch McConnell's unique Reagan Edition DeLorean (the origins of which are obscure and convoluted, but which tie together US support for the Contras, Christopher Lloyd's "lost year," and John DeLorean's 1982 coke-trafficking conviction acquittal) to temporally relocate America from the scandalous Roaring 20s back into the austere Tubercular Teens. I, for one, am worried about the hard-hitting negative ads we're likely to see:
"It won't happen today, or next year, or maybe not even for 25 years -- but is Obama preparing our grandchildren for The Coming Norman Invasion?"
"Why does Russ Feingold deny that CanNewt can command the waves and the tides?"
&c.