The wingers were extra agitated this week, giving me plenty of fresh material to work with. The atrocities are below the fold.
Extramarital affairs
Actually, it is not sin for a Democrat president to get blowjobs in
the Oval Office from an intern half his age. It was only about sex. No
big deal--unless you're a Republican. Democrats, especially feminists
are such huge hypocrites.
Did you hear the joke about how pretend-Christian moral scolds like Sens. John Ensign and David Vitter try and tell other people how to live their lives while they fuck prostitutes and staffers, but they're not the hypocrites, YOU are?
Yeah, it's not a very funny joke.
According to Daily Kos and Glenn Beck, I'm a terrorist
I proudly supported the only peace candidate Ron Paul.
I'm opposed to the federal reserve because I don't want the government to be controled by bankers.
I think it would be nice if there was an 9/11 investigation.
If the above makes me a terrorist, go ahead and report me to the FBI, NSA, ETC. I'll even put my name at the end of this message.
The content of this email doesn't make you a terrorist. Pretending that Daily Kos and Glenn Beck agree on anything, on the other hand, does.
Your a complete fucking idiot....I was a democrat and now....NO way! Report the damn news and BTW. Fox is number 1 for a reason. I hope MSNBC and the New York Times goes down in flames. I know I am not the only one with this type of message. "O" Shit...wake up idiots while you dumb asses can.
Fuckin losers!
Glen
IDIOTS! LOSE YOUR JOBS! "TILLER THE BABY KILLER" LMAO YOU IDIOTS ARE SO OUT THERE!
Anytime you see "LMAO" in a sentence that's ALL CAPS, you know it's a psychopath maniacally cackling at the voices in his head. But yes, crazy maniac dude who I so totally believe was once a Democrat, you're not the only with this kind of message. Otherwise, I'd have Saturdays off.
Dear Daily Communist
Greetings komrad you leftist homeless-sexuals should call your welfare (smellfare) programs what they are namely a payoff to Obummer's drug dealer suppporters and donors you see when money gets redistributed from hard working Americans to drug addicted minority hobos it effectively becomes a bailout for the crack industry.
"Smellfare"? "Obummer"? I think this is the first homophobic and racist email I've ever gotten from a kindergartner.
Your hatred is blinding reason and honesty
I will pray for you.
Only wingers can turn the phrase "I will pray for you" into an insult.
You are an absolute moron and represent nothing that the majority of Americans feel or think on a daily basis. I feel bad for you. You are a bitter veteran who is so twisted that you lost sight of what it means to be an American. Unlike you, most veterans have decency. You are a waste of life as an american. I pity you and all of those who listen to your bullshit.
But will you pray for me?
Hi,how are you anti-american pussies gonna feel when u lose the
senate,congress and finally the whitehouse because the
overreaching,corrupt,anti american liberal way.Enjoy the short period
you'll be in control for.Get ready to bash the next administration as
you did the last.Oh and Dr. Tiller the baby killer is being aborted
repeatedly for eternity as will all of you.Thank God the jury let him
walk...for about a couple of months....LMAO!Obama isn't even smart
enough to pretend for 4 yr's he's in the center so he'll be
reelected.So sorry,the country is CONSERVATIVE....LMAO!Liberals can't
even debate because their beliefs are so crooked and corrupt they have
no fact to even reference that will back up their argument.Go Fuck
yourselves and get ready for a strong republican stronghold,this
coming from a true independent.GO AMERICA and GO TRUTH!!! LIBERALS
WILL BE JUDGED,ENJOY THE FIERY ETERNAL DAMNATION....SUCKA
You know what else will be condemned to fiery eternal damnation?Spacebars.Oooh they make him SO MAD LMAO!!!SUCKA
Speaking of cackling lunatic maniacs...
how come this Mikos guy sucks olbermans cock
he seems like a flaming homo fagaot ass fucker
I hear all you daily koos guys are fags
Mikos is a horny liitle fag from what I hear
hoe about your by Obama....not going to good is it
suck dick you fagss!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha
obama sucks how funny
Just remember, as long as they're writing emails, they're not shooting up people. I'm just not sure how this guy will survive another 91 months of the Obama Administration.
to bad theres not a biil ayers out there that would bomb your building.
Dude, have you not been paying attention? Yes there are. DHS even issued a (prescient) report on it.
HItler's Son
I believe you are the offspring of
Adolf Hitler and Ms Satan. You dont deserve to live in this country and spout your evil diatribe.
I will predict that your future is getting shorter by the day. My group is supporting an ad
to provide your bio for all to see. I could call you all kinds of names but then I would be no better than you. If I were you I would watch my step. Evil is your middle name. This garbage that you promote only helps prove what an idiot you really are.
I WELCOME YOUR RESPONSE
Let me make sure I understand this ... you're predicting that I'm not immortal? Definitely put that in your ad so people can tell that you're REALLY smart.