What staring at an ass really looks like
by Jed Lewison
Fri Jul 10, 2009 at 07:20:05 PM PST
Since it seems Matt Drudge has forgotten:

One other point -- even if President Obama did in fact happen to catch a glimpse of a female's backside (gasp), at least he didn't either (a) let the girl he was holding fall down the stairs, or or (b) lean over to the recipient of his alleged stare and whisper sweet nothings in her ear and then pay her to sleep with him and then fire her husband. (He'll need to ask Republicans like John Ensign, Mark Sanford, and David Vitter for for some advice before he takes that particular plunge.)
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