Democratic Presidential Candidate Wesley Clark successfully wrote his name in the virgin snow of New Hampshire.
Between his military experience, his foreign policy credentials and his Southern roots, Clark has managed to write his name in the snow far more cripsly and decisively than any other candidate.
Zipping up, Clark announced that he would be writing his name in "all the states that have snow". Political analysts, having studied Clark's signature, proclaimed him "unbeatable" and wrote that "Clark exhibits all the classic signs of an experienced snow writer. You can see his military training in his perfect right angles, whereas his electability and southern charm are exhibited in the perfect curves of the "C" ".
One commentator noted: "Having seen his name written so cleanly in the snow, I have no doubt that this man is unbeatable. Dean, as a doctor, tends to leave an almost unreadable scrawl, and Kerry's too stuck up to ever leave such a lasting impression in New Hampshire. Bush, of course, would misspell his own name...."
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