This week's theme appears to be "incoherently crazy". More so than usual. And Palin!
Last Sunday:
Sarah Palin
You idiots are fixated on this woman. I think you are afraid of her. Could it be that in 2012 she will evict the current sad occupant of the White House? God, let's hope so. Obama is a disaster!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
On a whim, I did a search on this guy's email address, and yeah, I hit the mother lode.
May 7:
Is the party (GOP) over?
Yes, sort of like it was over in 1974. "National poll", my ass, like the kos poll represents mainstream America. Most of this country isn't socialist.You people are delusional fools. Palin/Jindal 2012!
December 11, 2008:
Palin
I think she is a hell of a lot more popular than you idiots think. The leftists hated Reagan, too.
October 8, 2008:
Ayers
You idiots are scared shitless about the Ayers issue, as you should be. Obama is a liar. He has associated with all sorts of thugs. Thank God for Sarah Palin.
He wasn't just the president of the Sarah Palin fan club, he was also a creepy stalker. Yet nothing today. I guess it's hard to get to a computer to write angry emails when you're curled up in the corner crying yourself to sleep. Lucky for him, this other guy is trying to pick up the slack:
The ties that bind.. being a gov has limitations and now that Sarah has cut the strings that binded her, she can say and do whatever she wants. Look out... the libs have a monster on their hands. First Iran took over the news for a week, then Michael Jackson for the next week and now Sarah Palin...Wheres obomit ? What a joy not to see his fucking face with his ugly blue lips and his dumbo ears, beautiful Sarah graces the TV SCREEN ....When OBOMIT NEEDS THE MEDIA to sell his CRAP AND TAX and HEALTH CARE. See how LIBERAL OBSESSIONS WORK? LMAO ....Wait for her to purchase a little house in DC... how many more diaries will be written about SARAH ? OBOMIT LOST.....
Any luck deciphering this? I get that he sees starbursts, the "blue lips" thing may or may not be racist, can't tell, but hard to give him the benefit of the doubt. A google search (in addition to that Urban Dictionary link above) suggest its definitely a racial epithet. I'm also not sure why he's cracking himself up after screaming "LIBERAL OBSESSIONS WORK". I'm guessing insanity, which is probably why he thinks Obama lost something. And why would Palin need to buy a house in DC? Does he think you need to be a DC resident to run for president or something? And why would we give a shit if she bought a house?
All very confusing. Yet that email is a paragon of clarity and rationality compared to what's about to slap you in the face:
Ministry of truth ( OMG.. How in the world did this creature come up with that?) is exploding over some video from June that had Glenn Beck chatting to some dude.
I am proud and honored to be a Conservative... a Radical Right Winger who is hell belt in destroying Obomit.
I read the KOS...Often..........they know Obama is a fuck up .....they are worried and they need to be.
Any REPUBLICAN will kick his ass in 2012. Any one of them...even good ole Sarah Palin. LMAO !
The best thing the GOP can do is let him push his green slime bill thru, let him push his Communist health care thru
because we know AMERICANS will be pissed and turn more against him than they are.
Let the liberals do it all... the more they do, the more they will fuck things up and the more WE THE TRUE AMERICANS
can say 'WE TOLD YOU SO '. Not a one Republicans name on any liberal bill .
Is there any promise Obomit has actually kept ?
What will he promise in 2011 ?
Reading the far left DAILY KOS ......One really needs to ask :
ARE LIBERALS EVER HAPPY ??????
It's like weird avant garde performance art, isn't it? Though I agree with him -- let liberals do it all. No filibusters! That much makes fantastic sense.
Just read your blog for the first time, it's a pile of extremist crap slanted towards liberalism (dieing at 25% of Americans), but it's America so speak your voice.
Why don't you post some critical attacks against libbies and Democrats, they are not perfect ya know.
You might gain more readership, until you do, this is my last viewing of your fascist blog--which I'm sure you could care less.
Rant on--Hate on Kos--your followers are mimicking you as good ObamaRoids--Adolf would be proud of you.
Psst, dude? It's your team shooting up Holocaust museums.
OBAMA IS A LYING ASSHOLE .
CANNOT WAIT TILL THE MEDIA TURN AGAINST THEM.
THEY WILL HAVE TO BECAUSE HE IS A STUPID, PUSSY
COMMUNIST HELL BENT ON CREATING ANOTHER RUSSIA.
DING DONG...THE BASTARD IN CHIEF ( AND HE A BASTARD CUZ HIS WHITE MAMA HAD HIM OUTSIDE WEDLOCK) WILL SOON BE THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY.
Who knew conservatives would adopt Obama's theme of "hope"? Sure, the things they hope for (failure, terrorist attacks, armageddon, the rapture) are kind of ugly, but hey, it's a start.
I never want to hear Democrats whining about Florida 2000 ever again. I lived in MN at the time of the election. The "recount" was pure fraud, a textbook example of how to steal an election. There is no way in hell the bastard Franken won, and you know it. It doesn't matter to you.
You know what's funny? Even Coleman admitted there wasn't any fraud, and his legal filings explicitly made clear that they were not alleging fraud (their crux of their case was that different counties had different standards for counting absentee ballots). But these guys create their own reality. And not just crazy emailers, but even the Wall Street Journal editorial board.
Do you ever blog about anything but doing (immature) hit pieces on conservatives? Not that the DK contributes a ton to rational (and non-divisive) discussion but your writing in particular is the possibly the least issue oriented on this site. You literally just spew nasty opinions, one after another, about conservatives.
If your parents paid for journalism classes when you were in school, they should get a refund. And if you consider yourself to be a journalist, you should think again.
Good day, dude...
If we were "real" journalists, we could charge lobbyists $25,000 for access to meteor blades, George Soros, ACORN, and the most powerful 1/3rd of the Obomit Administration. Alas, we're not. We hang our heads in shame.
One last bonus email, this one part of the usual few addressed to Keith Olbermann, because they're too stupid to realize that Daily Kos and MSNBC are nothing alike:
I am a member of Mensa International and we had a recent meeting which required we study your show over a three week period and comment on just exactly what we thought. We all agreed your show was quite intertaining. However, the main question was; how can a man with the brain power of a knat and the persistence of a common housefly function on a seemingly higher level. We all concluded that you have a strong almost school girl crush on Obama and when you are on your knees sucking that hard that the high volume of air rushing to your pea like brain causes a temporary increase in intellence, allowing you to function on a higher plane for short periods of time. This is entirely just an opinion, because as Mensa members we rarely have contact with Democrats. We did find it interesting though, that when someone questioned your falling ratings, that you countered with your show had increased in ratings and never mentioned Fox which has been kickin your butt for years, by big numbers. Gee, I wonder who is speaking for the people? Try reporting this; why is it that so called News Reporters never ask Capitol hill why no one reads bills before they sign them? By the by, if Rush Limbaugh is such a bad guy, why does he smoke you on ratings? Most people don't know who you are. This is as it should be.
Aside from the fact that anyone who brags about being a member of Mensa is, by definition, a douche, you'd think a genius could 1) spell, 2) write a coherent argument, 3) avoid the failings of bigotry, and 4) realize that "Capitol Hill" is a metonym for the institution of Congress, and you can't ask it questions expecting a response.
Sheesh, if you're going to pretend to be smart and elitist, at least have the chops to pull off the scam.