From the NYT today
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/02/opinion/02sun2.html?oref=login&hp=&pagewanted=print&po
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It's a shame politically correct behavior prohibits us from resurrecting the old "Western Movie" cliches here. Teflon Tom and his associates would have a hard time dodging America's collective unconscious of "Indians on the Warpath". Can't we please, please, please...? He's from Texas and wears a Cowboy Hat for goodness sakes! For the sake of attack through Satire?
If anyone truly deserves a "scalping", it's Bug Bomb Tom! (I've been dying to find out if that rug is real anyway!)
Kemosabe Delay... (maybe that really does mean a-hole!) Him sellum bad firewater!
Can't we please refer to his Buds in the senate as "circling their wagons?" PLEASE?!
Him speak with forked tongue! Once Indian could walk across plains on backs of Buffalo, but now must settle for all can eat Buffalo Wings in Casino.
I apollogize to any Native Americans who might take offense, and I know that everything I've said above is not real or fair. But, you have been badly wronged by these jerks, and let us "Immigrants" know how we can help!