You knew it was only a matter of time. Finally a poll he could win! Yes, your eyes are NOW not fooling you. Bush has won the Heisman! Hooray for morality! Hooray for Freedom! Most importantly, Hooray for VICTORY!!! 1, 2, 3, 4 what the hell are we fightin' for? The Heisman you motherfucker!! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA
A small, NEY, a TEXAS sized tear dropped from my eye as I spotted the headlines everywhere.
sniff sniff My boy did it. He IS really liked. HE can do something. Wow. Figntin' a war on terror and raping Iraq + the fucking Heisman?! Is there anything this man can't do?
I was worried last year when he kept falling off his li'l bikey. Bush, c'mon man, you've got work to do! STAY ON THE FUCKING BIKE!!! It would seem that our man of the hour persevered! I was in shock with the whole chokin' on the pretzel of mass a'-chockin'. Whew! Just part o' the training folks. And the misderection and quickness when he "pretended" and "fooled" the "press" by going to the wrong door in the "far east"! One word- Wholymotherfuckingmoley! What dedication to training!
To all you liberty haters and soldierfuckers out there on the coasts of this most holy of lands- back the fuck up you flagburners, there is a new Heisman in town and he is taking names and numbers!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOO!