You just can't make this stuff up:
Clearly former President Clinton, who was already named as the U.N. envoy on Haiti, is a logical choice. President Obama should also reach out to a senior Republican figure, perhaps former President George W. Bush, to lead the bipartisan effort for the Republicans.
It was such a fantastic success the last time W was in charge of helping out poor people suffering from a natural disaster. Who wouldn't want a repeat of that experience? This is the conservative disconnect from reality on full display.