Saw Bright Eyes on Leno singing about the President talkin to God and I thought it might be more like Jesus talkin to George. Now no offence to the religious types cause brother Jesus would probobly approve that what I say is true.
When Jesus Talks To the President
When Jesus talks to the President, does his voice fall from the sky?
Does he smile down on Genius George then look him in the eye
And tell him he's a good boy, Gods only chosen one
Sent against them evil doers with a mission to be won
Heaven is where the oil is.
They call it the Promised Land
Stolen by the Ottomans
From Jesus very hand
Ol George looks up to Jesus, sitting on that throne
Says praise you Lord I'm coming home
Never more to roam
I'll root out all the heathens
And make them see the light
Jesus smiled at Gracious George
Every thing was right
The big machine keeps rolling
Back to the Eastern sands
Them dinosaurs from ancient shores
All part of Gods great plan
Then George got in to groveling
And rooting in the mud
Oil was squirting everywhere
Damn it was a flood
The United States of Arabia
Jesus home at last
Praise the lord and pass that Ford
We won't run out of gas