From the comments at Jezebel:
They came first for the Muslim’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Muslim.
Then they came for the black’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t black.
Then they came for the women’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a woman.
Then they came for my junk…
…and I kicked up a huge fuss and demanded that they cut it out because it was infringing upon my freedom and goddammit you should listen to me because I’m a white dude and I and I alone have domain over my junk
Brilliant!
The TSA's new safety procedures are egregious and invasive and little more than security theater. It doesn't make us any safer. People shouldn't have to choose between starring in a porno and getting molested to get on a plane.
That said, it's certainly not the worst governmental abuse of our civil liberties. Give me a choice between getting fondled by the TSA and having AT&T spy on me on behalf of the NSA, and I'll take the latter. At least it's my choice to get on a plane, and I can do everything in my power to minimize time spent at airports.
I also assume you ladies would rather be fondled at the airport than have Republicans put a lock on your uterus.
And at least those TSA people are engaging in non-discriminatory groping, as opposed to the manhandling brown and black people get from police on city streets and sidewalks.
But white men are too special to suffer such indignities. Their right to their junk (and Viagra, if it stops working) is sacrosanct!