The Republicans had a BAD week. Let's review.
- Pedophilia with a side of hypocrisy
- Bestiality reduces abortions because mules are sterile (text below the cut)
- Anal Rape of a Narcoleptic makes immoral birth control unnecessary
- One big clusterfuck, which is exactly what the UN will be if John Bolton's our ambassador
I give the Republicans/Christian right extra points for originality, creativity, and variety. Points might also be deserved for form, flexibility, and endurance, but that is something I would rather not find out.
Just one question: What the hell do they have against two consenting adult (humans) regardless of gender getting friendly? That's my idea of family values compared to these Republicans. Between them all they are missing the "two" (Bolton) "consenting" (Hager) "adults" (West) and "humans" (Horsley)
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Beastiality reduces abortions because mules are sterile
The text is on the bottom of the pg at the site, so I'm reposting it here:
Bestial Anti-Abortionist
Neal Horsley, a rabid anti-abortion crusader, acknowledged having sex with animals in a radio interview this week. Alan Colmes, the host, asked him if it was true if he had admitted to having sex with men and animals.
"Hey Alan," he said, "if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that look like I..."
Colmes interrupted, "You had sex with animals?" Horsley replied, "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule." He later added, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naïve... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might have sex with it."
The account of the interview on NewsHounds.us noted that Colmes once asked anti-gay zealot Fred Phelps if he had every engaged in sex with men. "Phelps blustered," the story said, "but never said no." Phelps believes the proper Bible-based penalty for sodomy is death.
3. Anal Rape of a Narcoleptic makes immoral birth control unnecessary
By the way, in a KY paper today (that's Kentucky, not lubricant) Hager said he does not expect to be reappointed. As a single woman who was raised Jewish and ended up as an atheist, I am very relieved. Like hell I am going to alleviate cramps by studying the Christian bible, and if birth control was ever made unavailable in the U.S. - I say this very seriously - I would move to another country.