But first...the results of the Roasted Melanie Poll!!!
Out of the 11 responses, 45% express their undying devotion to Lords Budweiser, Anheauser-Busch, and Michelob...or those upstart Merry Microbrews, Dogfish Head, Pete's, and Magic Hat.
9% declared they enjoyed Roast, Pork Chops, Steak, and Beer. I say those 9% sit upon a very meaty fence. Or lean against it, with a beer in hand, like Hank Hill.
And fully 45% admitted to being Full-Time, Professional Gluttons, saying they never met a beer, ale, porter, or slab of meat they didn't like!