All right, it's not likely, but who knows? Sort of like that Gropenfuhrer ""comedy"" movie where Adolf, whoops, Arnold becomes the first pregnant man.
Maybe that's what the bulge in Bush's coat at the debate was, the baby trying to crawl out his back like Alien or Coultergeist or something.
While you won't catch ME suggesting ugly innuendoes like the above to spread publicly about Dear Leader, what other rumors "just in fun" could be in the works? E.g., Clarence Thomas aborted a gay Italo-African love baby fathered inside him at an orgy by "Amorous Antonin" Scalia? Let us all know.