Here's the line of clothes the beshitted will be wearing! I just want to do my part to set off a Google Bomb for Shitty Deals.
Goldman Sachs sold six hundred million dollars of shitty deals. Anyone who wants to defend that can eat shit and howl at the Moon as far as I'm concerned. This needs to be repeated until someone hangs: Goldman Sachs Sells Shitty Deals.
That's right. The guys at Goldman Sachs intentionally sold their clients six hundred million dollars of Shitty Deals. T-shirts a more below the fold...
Much more merch available. Get em while they last!
They say it's a cold world out there...and they're right! But you already knew that if you were investing with Goldman Sachs. You may have lost your shirt, but that doesn't mean you have to go topless. This Goldman Sachs Sells Shitty Deals hoody will keep you warm and stylish as you sleep under the bridge they tried to sell you.
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Some of you may be wondering what on Earth is going on here. I mean, why all this talk of Goldman Sachs Selling Shitty Deals? Have you stopped believing in America, the Land of Opportunity®? Are you a socialist who despises the Free Market? Does someone need a hug? In case you missed it...I'll let Dan Sparks and Carl Levin explain it much better than I ever could.