Some Snarky comments on the Yahoo headlines... remember the challenge is to come up with a comment on each one...
* Supreme Court rejects Terri Schiavo case...
...activist judges strike again.
* Tragedies changing U.S. approach to death...
...near-majority now agree its a bad thing when brown-skinned people die...
* Journalist freed from Iraq leaves hospital...
...lauds Bush Administration for the terrific security and safeguards being put in place...
* Oil prices up after U.S. refinery explosion...
...this comes after the sharp increase due to a rainstorm outside Shrevport...
* Army rushes tourniquet to troops overseas...
...courier informed World War II ended 50 years ago...
* Scientists grow adult stem cells from nose...
...well, actually, they lied about growing adult stem cells, and their noses grew- this is a developing story...
* Shareholders approve Sears-Kmart merger...
...new Sears catalog to be overseen by Martha Stewart, who pledges a much finer texture for use in outhouses...
* Followers march in Gandhi's footsteps...
...walk off cliff.