Kossacks:
I've been giving it some thought, and I think I have a way to guarantee the election of a Democrat in November.
Bush was at his happiest when he owned the Texas Rangers.
Last night, in the SOTU, he offered his steroid reduction plan.
He's an affable guy (evil politics notwithstanding), and people seem to like him.
I move we offer him the position of Commissioner of Major League Baseball, to start at 12:01pm on Jan. 20, 2005.
Once he's offered that, hopefully he'd lose any and all interest in campaigning, and the GOP would have to campaign not on any personal style that Bush has, but rather on their platform, and we know what kind of evil mess THAT is.
It's admittedly a wacky thought, but hey. If it gets him out of office, I'm game.
WF