You know where to fund find your weekly dose of über-crazy.
Update: sorry about forget the poll. I'm on the road, and it slipped my mind as i rushed it out.
Evolution is a LIE!
You are a LIAR and a FRAUD for spreading your bullshit evolution prpaganda! evolution has never been proven to work and it's not even logical. Let me tell you a fun story. My friend's seven year old nephew died of cancer two months ago. How the fuck is that evolution? Evolution is supposed to guarantee that all individuals get to procreate: this is called "fitness" (your word, not mine)! If someone dies at 7, he doesn't get to procreate. This happens all the time. It also proves that evoution doesn't work EVEN BY YOUR OWN FUCKED UP STANDARDS! Why would evolution make people have cancer? what "advantage " do you get from having cancer? Evolutionists have got to be the dumbest fucking retards this side of scientology. Need more proof? How's this: if birds "evolved" magically from dinosaurs (tyranosaurus?), then there should be a creature that's 99% dinosaur and 1% bird, then another thats 98% dinosaur and 2% bird and so on. Am I going too fast for you? It's called basic logic, you shitbrain retard. Now, show me a fossil of a 82/18 dinosaur/bird? Or 61/39? Wait! Maybe they don't exist! How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe something that's obviously bullshit? Did your mommy drop you on your head? You mock people's faith in God when you yourselves have faith in stuff that's not even remotely reasonable. Your probably not really evil, just really fucking stupid and brainwashed. So why dont you pull your head from your ass and look at how retarded your evolution cult really is.
and maybe you'l wake up and realize you've been fucked over and defrauded.
So, um, your god killed an innocent seven-year old boy? What an asshole.
Oh, and this.
I got this one last Monday:
Roy Moore will fuck you up!
On tuesday the true american patriot, Roy Moore, will win the governor candidacy! And then the election! He will be the first TRUE christian governor of the great state of Alabama! And he will make you faggots pay for your crimes against god! Alabama will become the leading state in the union and a model for all TRUE christians! How does it feel, faggot, to know that you will be outlawed any day now? How does it feel to know that the BIBLE will be used to determine law, not some feminist-faggot-communist Manifesto? Your time is UP, faggot! Are you crying right now? Are you? Your tears lift my spirits and make my dick hard!! Enjoy your anti-christian deviancy while you still can!
ROY MOORE FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!!!!
Then on Tuesday:
Alabama Republican Primary Results, June 1, 2010
Bradley Byrne 137,093 - 28 percent
Robert Bentley 123,321 - 25 percent
Tim James 123,181 - 25 percent
Roy Moore 94,425 - 19 percent
Bill Johnson 8,289 - 2 percent
Charles Taylor 2,585 - 1 percent
James Potts 1,525 - 0 percent
He was too crazy even for Alabama Republicans. Those tears you see? They're from laughter.
You have made a serious mistake.
When you banned my words, you took away a tool to fight Fascism in these United States.
My only hope is that this mistake is not the one that allows the camel to come into the tent.
He is already in the tent in Alaska, Panama, Iraq
and Afghanistan.
The current "Military/Industrialists" are the
backers of the "corporate colonial" political
actions being taken in the World today.
When you keep words from battling them, you are
placing war as the next method.
edscan
Just in case anyone was missing him.
Pro Israel Slant
I'd like to commend Daily Kos, one of the bastions of the progressive blogosphere, for its in-depth coverage and illumination on what's happening on the high seas off the coast of Gaza. You're utter silence speaks volumes. You're the Fox News of the Web when it comes to this topic. I guess I'll have to turn to other sites for info.
As a fellow Berkeleyite and frequent reader of your blog, I was hoping for some objective reporting.
"I'll have to turn to other sites..." Ahh good. It's awesome that you're starting to figure out how this "internet" thing works!
A DEAL FOR YOU!
HEY WHY DONT' YOU TAKE A BREAK FROM WRITING ANTI AMERICAN SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA FOR YOUR FRIENDS IN HAMAS AND MOVEON AND LISTEN TO MY PROPOSAL! YOU ARE MUCH MORE A HOMO THAN A TYPICAL DEMOCRAT FIFHT COLUMN TRAITOR (WHICH YOU STILL ARE)! SO I'M APPEALIGN TO YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY AS FOLLOWS: I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU SHUT DOWN YOUR TRAITOR WEBSITE AND GIVE THE POLICE THE NAMES OF ALL OF YOUR MEMBERS WHO YOU KNOW TO BE ACTIVELY ASSISITNG TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS OR TAKING MONEY FROM MUSLIMS OR PRO-MUSLIM TRAITORS. I WILL ALSO SWALLOW IF YOU GIVE A STATMNET TO THE MEDIA CONFESSING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING AGAINST THE UNITED STATES. THE SECRET FAGGOT CODE SAYS THAT ALL COCKSUCKING MUST BE PURSUED SO YOU WILL ACCEPT MY OFFER. FAGGOTS CANT THINK OF ANYTHING BUT COCK AND YOU ARE MAYBE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT IN THE WORLD. NOW YOU PROB CANT GET ANY ANTI AMERICAN WORK DONE BECAUSE YOUR THINKING ABOUT ME SUCKING YOUR COCK. MUST BE A BITCH BEING A FAGGOT WHO CANT THINK OF ANYTHING BUT COCK COCK AND MORE COCK. FAGGOT FAGGOT FAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOOTT!!!!!!!
Straight dudes don't offer to suck other guys' cocks.