I suppose this is in rather poor taste. And I agree with Kos that it's a shame to have Ryan go down on this issue when there were so many better reasons to reject him, even though he did lie to his own party when they asked him about those divorce papers. And it's not like Ryan has any soul. But opportunities like this just don't come around too often. So screw taste. (g)
Cue the sweet soul music! Enter Jack Ryan, pursued by ex-wife Jeri Ryan in full Starfleet regalia, Dennis Hastert, and the entire electorate of Illinois.
Illinois Electorate:
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back
no more, no more, no more, no more!
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back no more!
Ryan (incensed): WHAT YOU SAY!!!??
Illinois Electorate:
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back
no more, no more, no more, no more!
Hit the road, Jack!
And don'tcha come back no more!
Ryan (to his ex):
Aw Jeri, damn Jeri, why you treat me so mean?
You're the meanest little Borg Girl I ever done seen!
Guess if you say so--I'll have to pack my things and go.
Jeri and voters:
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back
no more, no more, no more, no more!
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back no more!
Ryan (pleadingly to Hastert):
Hey Dennis, listen Dennis, don'tcha dump me this-a-way!
Cuz I might find dirt on Obama someday!
Hastert:
Who cares anymore, ya dumb peckerwood?!
Cuz that video vulture ain't done ya no good!
Ryan:
Guess if you say so--I'll have to pack my things and go.
Hastert et al:
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back
no more, no more, no more, no more!
Hit the road, Jack! And don'tcha come back no more!
Ryan (disbelieving): WHAT YOU SAY!!!???
ALL:
HIT THE ROAD, JACK!!! AND DON'TCHA COME BACK
NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE!!!
HIT THE ROAD, JACK! AND DON'TCHA COME BACK NO MORE!!
Ryan (chastened and backing towards the door): Um, what you say?
DON'TCHA COME BACK NO MORE!!!
Ryan:
I didn't understand you....
DON'TCHA COME BACK NO MORE!!!
Ryan:
You can't mean that....
DON'TCHA COME BACK NO MORE!!!
Ryan:
What you tryin' to do to (door slams shut in his face)
;-)