Okay, I'll admit it.
I'm standing with Sarah Palin against the Burlington Coat Factory Mosque (BCFM), aka the Ground Zero Mosque, located two blocks from Ground Zero.
Now, I don't want you to jump to conclusions. Please, hear me out. You'll see that I'm right.
My problem with the BCFM is not that it's two blocks from Ground Zero. It's that it's even closer -- one short block -- from the New York Dolls Gentleman's Club (NSFW link).
Here's a picture:
It's not that I'm a bigot.
It's just that I know that if the BCFM becomes reality, all the dancers at NY Dolls will end up being forced to wear burkas. And really, what good is a strip club if all the strippers are in burkas? Don't you think Wall Street executives unwinding after hard morning's work deserve to see some flesh if they pay for a lap dance? And that's not even the biggest problem: if the dancer is in a burka, how will the customer really know it's a woman underneath the cloth? This is one place where Don't Ask, Don't Tell just won't cut it!
So please, stand with me. Stand with Sarah. Stand up with one voice and demand BCFM find another place to go. Your nation is counting on you.