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The Weekly World News, April 11 edition, startling headlines!
Shocking Steroid Scandal at Dog Show'Pumped up pooch busted for drugs, Congressional Investigations begin next week!
Army Ants....Fighting for the US 'A battalion of ants joins up with Army convoy in Iraq, the US plans to unleash thousands of colonies of army ants in Iraq, the latest twist in the Bush administration's desperate efforts to put down the insurgency.'
To rattle Northern liberals.....
Republicans Changing National Anthem to 'Dueling Banjos'
The Photos Washington Didn't Want You to See Scandals break all the time in politics, but this may be the most shocking secret ever revealed - bigwigs caught crossdressing! Watch for photos here next week.
How to Beat the Upcoming Draft
*Ask, Tell
*Wear an "I Like Osama" Button
*Become wealthy
*Get Fat
New Bin Laden Tape...Terrorist Wants Wife Swap With Bush...Bin Laden proposes new 'Piece Plan'...You give me yours and I'll give you mine!
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG IS A DRUG ADDICT...Many American pooches are hooked on hallucinogenic toads.
Civil War losers go for a win...SOUTH TO TAKE OVER THE U.S....America is about to be challenged by a new military foe - its own citizens, as the South prepares to unveil a full-scale plan to revive the Confederacy and take over the US.
BUSH HIRES 2-HEADED MAN FOR 2 CABINET JOBS! 'It'll be a huge money saver,' says Prez.
GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN...WIFE USES DEAD HUBBY AS BOTTLE OPENER!...she keeps stuffed, bucktoothed corpse in kitchen
POPE REVEALS:Catholics who say 'I love you, but I'm not in love with you' are going to Hell!
Who knew the Weekly World News was so in touch with current events?