Hello all, today U.S. President George W. Bush called for the Democratic Nominee John Kerry to "back up" his claims that "other leaders" (the correct quote) wished Kerry to win in the 2004 elections.
O.K., I admit it. I'll back him and in case Senator Kerry needs go public with this information, I'll approve it.
You do not believe that I am a foreign leader?
Well, I am as much in power as Jose Maria Aznar will be soon and expect to see him around supporting Bush.
Additionally I have done more in the fight against terrorism than world leader General Musharaf - antother great Bush ally - of Pakistan: I never sold nuclear technology to North Korea, which gives me a moral leadership as well.
Ans third, checking my bank account, I might have created the biggest budget deficit in years, but at least I will have to pay for it myself, thereby being an example for personal responsibility in politics.
Am I admired by my people? who knows, we only got Fox news.
And now, I will go out and have a beer at a ceremonial endorsement party for John Kerry at my private Kingdom's pub.
Cheers.