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Dispatch from THE GREAT STATE OF MAINE. . .
Cheers and Jeers for Tuesday, January 6, 2004
CHEERS to Bill Bradley, for eloquent words in Dean endorsement: "His supporters are breathing fresh air into the lungs of our democracy." That's poetry.
CHEERS to Drudge. Posts headline: "Bradley Hails Dean's Hope for America," with no negative companion link. I think the guy's warming up to the Guv.
JEERS to new anti-Dean attack ad. Proof positive that Club For "Growth" refers to brain tumors.
CHEERS to Wesley Clark. Sidles up to Kerry in today's ARG NH poll (that's gotta hurt, John), unveils interesting tax overhaul. Extra points for giving Rove verbal enema: "If that makes me an old-style Democrat, then I accept that label with pride and dare you to come after me for it." Huzzah!
JEERS to Dept. of Labor. Goons give employers tips on how to cut overtime pay to 1.3 million low-income workers, then claim---swear to god---"We're not saying anybody should do any of this." You twits are the scum on the bottom of scum's shoes.
JEERS to Democratic strategist Peter Fenn. Trashes Howard Dean on "HANNITY AND colmes." Glad to have you on our team, assface.
JEERS to Hitler/Bush ads Moveon.org. Surely you screened the entries before posting them...and these were acceptable? Donation rescinded.
CHEERS to Final 15 on Moveon.org (some, anyway). "Polygraph," "What Are We Teaching Our Children" and "Desktop" are instant classics. Donation reinstated.
JEERS to Uganda Episcopalians. Tells U.S. delegation to stay home because we have bishop who happens to be gay. This from a bunch of men who wear dresses. Paging Carson Kressley...
CHEERS to the Crocodile Hunter. Look, if anyone's qualified to introduce their tot to a croc, it's Steve Irwin. Mark my words: that's going to be one smart, well-adjusted kid.
What are you cheering and jeering about today?
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