In an unrelated story today, a homeless man who once owned stock gave a hearty thumbs-up to the Bush economic policy.
"Kudos to Bush," Marvin Wainwright said, "I'm very pleased that the economy is booming again. I'm currently disbarred from voting, on account of my criminal conviction back in 1992, but if I could vote, I'd vote G.W. Bush."
Mr. Wainwright went on to rant for 45 minutes on microchips planted in his brain.
(This is, of course, fictional. Don't believe everything you read! Guns don't kill people, Republican policies kill people)