Open Thread for KERRY ON LETTERMAN tonight.
Let's see...
TOP TEN BUSH EXCUSES FOR DRINKING
- Begging daddies friends for money too stressful
- Fear that what happened to Laura's last boyfriend will happen to me
- After a hard day of playing computer golf nothing quenches the thirst better (*)
- Confused whether I am a war President or a Peace President
- The only way I can get it on with Laura since I fired Barry White (#)
- Drinking game got out of hand: drink a shot every time a US Soldier dies in Iraq
- 'cause I coulda gone to Vietnam and killed me lots of those viet-king-kong people if I wanted to
- Because I like the taste. (+)
- Brings me down from all the drugs I take for Attention Deficit Disorder
- It freaks me out my dad wants to talk about 'pussy' with me all the time (^)
*Actual Bush activity while Gov. of Texas
#General Barry White- fired for disagreeing with the neocons.
+Actual reason Bush gave Baba Wawa when she asked why he drinks.
^IN 1988, when asked what he and his dad talk about, GW said "mostly pussy."