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crackin’ jokes, that is.
by strawbale
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on Thu Apr 18, 2024 at 07:00 PM PDT
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Last year there was a video on TikTok that “went viral” (I can’t verify this, I am not on TikTok) about what she called “The What About Me Effect” and it’s something I see here a lot. Basically, it points to a part of our culture that has taken our...
by satanicpanic
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on Tue Feb 27, 2024 at 08:00 AM PST
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Let’s get a few things out of the way here. I do not like Mitch McConnell. I do not feel sympathy for him. I felt some empathy for him when I saw the videos of him blanking out. I think that’s a human thing to feel. But if he dies he dies, I don’t...
by satanicpanic
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on Fri Sep 08, 2023 at 08:50 AM PDT
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Well okay, it’s only one joke at the moment, but I’m hoping people will come up with more. Without further ado: What’s the best thing about MTG being in congress? When she leaves Georgia, the average IQ goes up 15 points . . .
by ShuiMuLung
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on Mon Apr 17, 2023 at 08:38 AM PDT
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by strawbale
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on Sat Apr 01, 2023 at 07:00 PM PDT
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the coolest thing about all the anti-woke, anti-CRT, anti-transgender legislation circulating throughout the country is the immediate impact it will have on working class families struggling with inflation. I have compiled some of these super awesome...
by demgoon
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on Wed Mar 08, 2023 at 10:11 AM PST
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by strawbale
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on Tue Jan 24, 2023 at 07:00 PM PST
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A dog walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, get me a jack … and Coke.”
“Sure thing, but what’s with the small pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I’ve had them my whole ...
by Joker2101
260 comments
on Wed Nov 16, 2022 at 06:01 AM PST
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So: Major Ivanov of the mighty Russian Army was ordered to take a hill in Ukraine. He marched his regiment to the foot of the hill, and when they were in place, a voice rang out from the other side of the hill: "One Ukrainian soldier can take on ten...
by swollen weezle
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on Sun Nov 06, 2022 at 09:46 PM PST
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Good morning, all! I’m still in the midst of moving madness, and my daughter just arrived home today after a short vacation with family, so I’ve lost the ability —�hopefully temporarily! —��
by USExpat
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on Tue Aug 16, 2022 at 11:00 PM PDT
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May 9 I was taken to the ER ended up coding sent to ICU for a ventilator, there for a week ad stayed in the hospital another week. Two days ago I again had a bad UTI, pain and difficulty breathing so back in I came. Good thing too. Diverticuitus acting...
by CameronProf
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on Tue Jul 05, 2022 at 02:59 AM PDT
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Welcome to Friday, Friday. The day before the weekend starts at midnight. Starting at sunset tonight also starts the holiday of Pesach. As usual on or close to Friday I post a few jokes so people can post their own jokes and chuckle, or so I hope, from...
by CameronProf
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on Fri Apr 15, 2022 at 05:15 AM PDT
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Mrs. Miller goes into Chaim’s “strictly kosher” butcher shop. She says, “ Chaim, how are you? “ Chaim, wipes his hands on his once white apron and responses “ Fine, how are you doing? “ you know, the same problems as usual.” Chaim says “ sorry to hear...
by CameronProf
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on Fri Mar 25, 2022 at 08:19 PM PDT
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For those that just missed it, a belated merry Purim. It is the one holiday that differs from all other Jews, this time we got out or persecution, spend time drinking and eating, with children ...
by CameronProf
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on Sat Mar 19, 2022 at 12:26 AM PDT
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Let me not start referring to certain folks as “unBlack”! I just posted at the Washington Post, where Mike Pence put up semi-treasonous bunting. Pence warns against continuing Trump’s coup, but then rails against the “radical left” (direct quote) and...
by novapsyche
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on Sat Jan 15, 2022 at 06:00 AM PST
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Amid the increasing number of COVID-19 cases across the U.S. due to the omicron variant, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced some recent changes to coronavirus guidelines on Dec. 27. While one would assume the recommendations...
by Aysha Qamar
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on Thu Dec 30, 2021 at 11:59 AM PST
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Sorry for missing the last few Friday’s. they have been rough ones.
But let’s start a new streak going, of good (Ok, maybe decent :), humor photos and jokes to send this week off to where all ...
by CameronProf
26 comments
on Fri Dec 17, 2021 at 10:33 AM PST
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I try to share a collection of puns/dad jokes, cool photos, religious/Jewish jokes, etc. On days like today, perhaps you are like me, makes the rest of the crap go down. When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that...
by CameronProf
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on Fri Nov 19, 2021 at 10:53 PM PST
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Oy, what a night. I had a busy week so I fell asleep at 330 and did not wake up until 8, then kept sleeping and waking up until now I am up for good.
How was your week? Good, I hope? I write this ...
by CameronProf
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on Sun Nov 07, 2021 at 11:04 AM PST
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Every Friday, sometime in the afternoon or evening, I try to introduce a light-hearted humor diary. Being Jewish many of my jokes are Jewish jokes, and loving dad jokes I try to include some of the ...
by CameronProf
169 comments
on Fri Oct 29, 2021 at 02:00 PM PDT
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