So, WYFP?
What? You haven't gotten over being suckered in two days ago?
WYFP? No sense of humor? Or do you just not like cats?
You think you got problems?
Best April Fools joke ever played on me, and it wasn't even April 1st: I went into my bathroom to sit on the pot, and when I finished my business I reached for the T.P.
It wouldn't roll off. It was like it had gotten all wet and got all stuck together or something. Naturally, there was no spare roll (I should have gotten a clue right there), so I pulled and clawed and swore and finally got enough of a wad to make an initial wipe.
I came out screaming, only to meet my wife and son who were in paroxysm of laughter, tears of glee streaming down their cheeks.
It was a gag TP roll, a novelty, all glued together. They got me good.
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