Once scientists can combine genetic traits artificially to create customized hybrid organisms, I'm getting me a Steve Harvey Keitel.
As an adult Christmas gets less magical. It's not that I don't believe in flying deer, it's just that I know what it'd cost to insure them.
My favorite part of Christmas is when the alcoholism overtakes the materialism.
Deciding between things? You'll need at least two options. Options: Can't decide without 'em
Politics is simple it reminds me of that dress. Thousands and thousands of people screaming "White!" & "Gold!" thousands and thousands screaming, black & blue!
When the Earth is uninhabitable and the last people are dying off, there will still be a few people saying settle down it's a natural cycle.
Number of hedge funds: 10,149 Number of Taco Bells: 6,228
Really makes you drink, doesn't it?