Do NOT take this seriously
People seriously need to lighten up. It’s getting really, really bad around here.
If you’re getting bent out of shape because somebody posts something about your candidate that you don’t like, you need to take a breath and have something to drink and just LET IT GO.
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Hillary’s winning. Bernie’s losing. That’s how it is. You might not like it, but that’s the breaks.
If you want to change things, get up and get involved and CHANGE THINGS. Whining on a blog won’t do it. Coming up with excuses won’t do it. Complaining that nobody will let you do anything won’t do it.
Frankly, it makes you sound like you’re 5. Maybe you never lost at anything before. Maybe you always got what you wanted.
Tough. You’re not always going to win. Learn to deal with it. You don’t have to LIKE it, nobody likes it. But you DO have to quit crying and go to work to change what you think needs changing.
So now, for some levity (that a whole lot of people will likely think is cruel, or not funny, or whatever)
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Thank you, my fellow Americans.
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