"The Menace of Pap Smears" and other Tweets of May

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Thursday June 02, 2011 · 6:26 PM PDT

2011/06/02 · 18:26

This May saw the rebirth of Newt
Who unveiled his White House pursewt
But since he ripped Ryan
(For once he’s not lyin’!)
The Teabaggers gave Newt the bewt.

When Navy Seals took out Bin Laden
How freude was everyone’s schaden
For far humbler feats
I offer these tweets
That battled the rich and uptrodden

-- Impolitics
http://twitter.com/...

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Representative Ryan refers to his plan to destroy Medicare as "premium support." What would be an even better euphemism?

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Representative Ryan refers to his plan to destroy Medicare as "premium support." What would be an even better euphemism?

Lifespan Reform

5 votes

Elderly Pain Curtailment

0 votes

The Quit While You're Ahead Act

0 votes

Funeral Industry Support

3 votes

http://tinyurl.com/3cnhhl

1 vote

Gay marriage and other GOP excuses for losing NY-26

Impolitics

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Friday May 27, 2011 · 5:30 PM PDT

2011/05/27 · 17:30

In order to celebrate this week's Republican defeat in New York's 26th Congressional District -- which of course had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH MEDICARE, and I know that because John Boehner said so, between sobs -- I launched a hashtag on Twitter called #RepublicanExcusesForLosingNY26. Below are my tweets on this worthy topic. I invite anyone with a Twitter account to offer their own contributions to the genre. Those without Twitter accounts can just add a comment to this diary.

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Who put the bomp in the Bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp?

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Who put the bomp in the Bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp?

The same man who put the ram in the Rama-lama-ding-dong

5 votes

The guy that put the bop in the Bop-she-bop-she-bop.

2 votes

The gentleman who put the dip in the Dip-de-dip-de-dip.

0 votes

I don't know that man, but I'd like to shake his hand -- he made my baby fall in love with me.

10 votes

"Donald Trump: half carnie, half klansman" and other Tweets of April

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Sunday May 01, 2011 · 3:44 PM PDT

2011/05/01 · 15:44

In April a novel by Ayn
Debuted as movie devyn
It wasn’t her fault
Movie goers went Galt
No, I blame the critics! (The swyn!)

And thrice-bankrupt Donald went birther
(What’s next? He’ll become a flat earther?)
Such dastardly feats
I recorded in tweets
Now read them -- and cry bloody murther!

-- Impolitics
http://twitter.com/...

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Which movie best depicts the Republican Party?

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Which movie best depicts the Republican Party?

Atlas Shrugged

1 vote

Jurassic Park

0 votes

Star Wars (the bar scene)

0 votes

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

2 votes

The Stepford Wives

1 vote

Plan Nine From Outer Space

1 vote

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