"Bereft on the Left: The Week in Satiric Review"
Cheney defends government's bank account monitoring program that secretly tapped into a vast international data base. Begun after evidence emerged that the Bank of America had issued a Visa card to a terrorist's dog.... After a year-long investigation, the F.B.I. exposed a Keystone Cops-like plot to attack Chicago's Sears Tower hatched by members of a group called "Seas of David."
Under intense questioning from suspicious reporters, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had to admit that the "David" referred to is David Hasselhoff.... California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger turned down a request from Bush to send more troops to the Mexican border.
He's still considering a White House request to expel Ricardo Montalban, Jennifer Lopez and Andy Garcia from S.A.G.... McCain receives a standing ovation at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, Ca. Then John headed for the Nixon Library to complete what's being termed his "Dead Presidents Tour."....
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