Obese? You are eating too much.

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Wednesday May 18, 2011 · 9:42 PM PDT

2011/05/18 · 21:42

The dead accurate truth. Prove it wrong.

1. Bodies of the obese have excess stored energy in the form of fat.
2. The laws of thermodynamics are still accepted as undeniable truth.
(energy cannot be created nor destroyed)
3. If you are obese, you are eating too much food (energy).
4. These 4 facts are not "fat shaming". They are the truth. Believe them or die early.

One in three Americans are obese. America, we have a problem. It's called denial.

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Are we a reality based community?

97 votes Vote Now!

Are we a reality based community?

Yes. In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

39 votes

No. You are a fat shaming asshole.

49 votes

No. I prefer to stay in denial.

9 votes

Updated 5X !!! MSNBC, WHERE'S MY SEX SLAVE TV?

alpraz

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Sunday May 01, 2011 · 8:46 PM PDT

2011/05/01 · 20:46

How sad is it that MSNBC is breaking 'Sex Slaves, UK' with this boring crap about Osama Bin Laden?

Seriously. My night is RUINED. You could at least remove the title 'Sex Slaves, UK' 10pm-12am from underneath the President's announcement?

What am I supposed to do now? Watch reruns of MSNBC Prison Porn on Netflix? I did that last night! I need some extra-strength human misery-porn to get me hot and bothered again.

I'd love ideas for fleshing out this diary. Not sure what else can be said.

EDIT: Wait, Obama ordered the hit? Sorry, that's not as good as this dude painting his cell walls with feces. Gotta remember to show that to my kids in the morning.

EDIT 2: Would that be human-misery porn, or human misery-porn? Probably need a new diary for that tangent.

EDIT 3: OH FUCK NO. Now they are ruining reruns of 'Trafficked' from 12am-1am. That one was sure to have some naasty shit in it. What are pretending to be MSNBC, a news org?

EDIT 4: MSNBC's redemption? 'Sex Slaves: Texas' 1am-2am. DON'T YOU FUCKING LET ME DOWN THIS TIME MSNBC! DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!

EDIT 5: MSNBC, You Suck! Expect a lot of angry calls from us perverts and voyeurs. ...mumbles something about dickteasing assholes...

Another Huffpo Fail

alpraz

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Friday December 24, 2010 · 9:11 AM PST

2010/12/24 · 09:11

So, America allows bubble gum sales to Iran despite tough sanctions talk. As an Huffpost editor, you have to choose between a couple illustrative photos to go along with this pretty mundane "story". Do you choose

A. Picture of Iranian leader side by side a picture of Bubblicious chewing gum.

B. Picture of Hillary side by side a picture of a pack of Trident.

C. WWFD? (what would Fox do?)

alpraz

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Tuesday March 23, 2010 · 12:31 PM PDT

2010/03/23 · 12:31

YES, THIS DOES DESERVE ALL CAPS. IN FACT, LET ME FIX THAT...

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HUFFINGTON POST:

215 votes Vote Now!

HUFFINGTON POST:

TOO TRASHY

11 votes

TOO MUCH QUACKERY

7 votes

TOO O.M.G. SHRRRRRRIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 votes

ALL OF THE ABOVE

112 votes

PIE

63 votes

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Obese? You are eating too much.

Updated 5X !!! MSNBC, WHERE'S MY SEX SLAVE TV?

Another Huffpo Fail

FRANKEN'S SWEAR WORD LACED OBAMA TIRADE