It is time for the president's yearly medical exam. Because we do not have a "president" in the traditional sense, the exam will instead be conducted on Donald Trump, which means it may or may not get done depending on what is on Fox News that morning and whether it has made the White House too sad to function.
Appearing at a rare (very rare) White House press conference, press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders asserts that the exam will happen, with the date to be determined.
It will be something to watch for, not because we are likely to receive any useful information (Trump's public medical history is one of bizarre claims promoting him as the perfect model of fitness despite, you know, all those cheeseburgers), but because whoever gives Trump his next physical is very likely to be appointed to a top administration position shortly afterward. Last January Navy Rear Adm. Dr. Ronny Jackson declared Trump had surprisingly grown an inch taller since his last exam, was exactly one pound short of qualifying as "obese," had "incredible genes," and could pretty much live to be 200, if his diet did not consist so extensively of fast food.
By March, to the surprise of nearly all observers, Jackson had become Trump's nominee to head the Department of Veterans Affairs. Whether that would have happened had Jackson not been so effusive in his praise of Trump's genetic stock remains a mystery; Jackson soon ended up withdrawing his nomination after a series of allegations of unprofessional conduct surfaced.
This time around the duty falls on presidential physician Navy Cmdr. Sean Conley. It is not known what cabinet position Trump is most likely to appoint him to if it turns out Donny has gotten taller still.