I was going to pen a poem in the style of
this one, but I thought I'd go for poetry in motion, instead. So, post your witty observances, good-natured insults, humorous anecdotes, and congratulatory remarks about dKOS' newest guest poster, Melanie, here!
I haven't known Mel for very long, since I haven't been a dKOS member for very long, but she's already got a special place in my bleeding heart, near the left-leaning ventricle. Mel made me feel welcome, and I've seen her do the same for many another newcomer and old stalwart alike. If anybody's deserving of story-posting rights, it's her. Congratulations, Mel!
Now, you didn't honestly think you were going to escape bad-poem free, did you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Than you, Melanie,
For greeting the dKOS new
Roses are red,
Herrings are, too,
Doesn't this poem make you want to spew?
The posts to this threat, they may be few
You're probably thinking, "Thank God! Whew!"
Story posting rights are every Kossian's wish,
So answer for us one question: whose butt must we kiss?
Just joshin' you, Melanie! Congratulations!!!