Breaking News: California Elections Crisis (Poll)

The city of Bolinas, California elected last night to officially love nature, but legal scholars are divided on whether Bolinas has also defected to Dakar, Senegal.  The following is the text, in its entirety, of Measure G, which passed in a landslide vote of 314 to 152:

Vote for Bolinas to be a socially acknowledged nature-loving town because to like to drink the water out of the lakes to like to eat the blueberries to like the bears is not hatred to hotels and motor boats. Dakar. Temporary and way to save life, skunks and foxes (airplanes to go over the ocean) and to make it beautiful.

The San Francisco Chronicle is on the story.