Clark Inauguration Day Scenario

The following is a glimpse into the possible future, given that Clark wins the nomination and election:

Washington, DC- Gen Wesley Clark's hand is placed on a bible, as he recites the oath. After it is completed, he turns to the gallery of jornalists and cameras, rips open his shirt and jacket, and reveals a t-shirt with a giant red white and blue elephant, and the words "Grand Old Party." He then starts laughing maniacally, yelling "I FOOLED YOU ALL! IM REALLY A REPUBLICAN! HAHAHA! MEET MY NEW SENIOR AIDE, KARL ROVE!"

Karl Rove joins him, joining in the laughter, while proclaiming "Ive already got wars with half of Europe lined, up- and I got a general in charge to approve it all!"

END STORY

See kids, the moral was to point out how ridiculous the allegations of Clark  not really being a Democrat are. Hes got policy papers outlining his stance on nearly 30 issues, and these are not stances a Republican would take. The Karl Rove-returning-my-phone-calls line is clearly a joke: The ultra conservative news site newsmax scoured call logs to the White House, and reported they found none from him, so they could paint him as dishonest. It doesnt matter if he praised Bush in the past... because he too probably thought "In his soul, George Bush is a moderate." Right? What matters is what Clark plans to do in the future... and if you sincerely believe that he's a republican in disguise... then you are the reason the right-wing tries to peg liberals as "tin foil hat conspiracy theorists." Relax. He is a great Democrat, and is going to make a great president.