AdaminMA just dropped in to do some canvassing. My first Kossack connection! He suggested I modify my signature so people know where I'm coming from. I suggest any other Kossacks working in othe campaigns follow suit. Last night I spent my first night alone on the couch in the office because I was sketched about driving my car in this weather. It's been making weird gurgling noises and stalling out at lights occassionally. We dubbed it Grimace recently because it's an old Toyota Previa that's shaped and colored much like the McDonald's Character.
The other night I was giving people a ride home really late night (against my better judgement) and in order to keep the bad-boy moving I ran a red light and then went the wrong way on a one-way street. The streets were empty mind you, the only life in danger was Grimace's. So I rocked the U-turn and got pulled over by the cops right in front of Joe Lieberman's office on Main St. The cop asks: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I said, "Was it because of the red light I ran?"
"Nope."
"Was it when I went the wrong way down that one-way street?"
"Nope."
"Uh...speeding?"
"Your headlights are off. Yer lucky I didn't catch you doing all that other stuff."
Doh!
Got a warning and a classic New Hamshah "yer awl set" and off we went.