Interesting article on the two John F. Kerrys. The dull John Forbes Kerry, and the fun exciting John Fucking Kerry. I hope if Kerry's the nominee, we can keep the later.
What to make of John Forbes Kerry, he of the face that hangs to his knees, and the hair that threatens to mount its own presidential bid? I don't much like him, this Senator Windbag from Massachusetts. He's calculating and self-conscious--you can see the gears turning--a pompous Brahmin elitist, and a bit of a bore.
On the other hand, meet John Fucking Kerry, who bitch-slaps Bush like he's channeling Howard Dean--albeit with the volume turned down a notch. Fucking's the tough-talking testosterone-fueled sonuvabitch who volunteered for service in Vietnam, forged himself into a war hero, and then had the guts to come back and lead the crusade against a misbegotten war. John Fucking Kerry I really like: He's loose, authentic, decisive, and pretty funny. Get this guy alone with the tape recorder off and he'll regale you with hilariously filthy stories, say vets who know him.