How many times have I said it? "I wouldn't vote for Bush even if he was running for dogcatcher." Well, with the infamous
wolf ad, that's just what he's doing.
Can we trust George Bush with this vital role?
How would Bush do as a dogcatcher? Based on his current record, I expect he would nab a lot of nice domestic pups while leaving the rabid packs free to roam. At the same time, he would probably make mistakes that caused a huge spike in the world wide price of Alpo, insult the SPCA, and drive a lot more family pets into the wild.
But on the bright side, he'd probably nic a French poodle or two, so his supporters would have a good chance to chuckle.
I propose a few nice "Bush for Dogcatcher" signs and buttons. Maybe some with a picture of one of those nice little wolves. Who has some artistic skills?
With our help, Bush may yet serve a useful purpose in society.
On another front, wolves are outraged by Bush's commericial that smears their image together with that of terrorists. Find out more at Wolf Packs For Truth. Now they know how Max Cleland feels.