Karl Rove's insidious plot to remind Americans of the dangers of terrorism and replace the ugly, unpopular and equally power mad Dick Cheney has been
foiled.
Michigan police jumped into action when a phone caller said
"I've turned my van into a bomb and I am going to crash it into the Capitol Centre and try to kill Cheney,"
"Police tracked down [the caller] at a park in Grand Rapids where they found in his van a propane gas tank, a full 5-gallon gasoline tank and three empty metallic trash cans."
Looks like they outsourced the brainwashing of the patsy to subcontractors who popped over the border to Canada to buy cheap 3rd world imitation brainwashing drugs. The patsy must've been watching WOOD's new fall lineup with King of Queens followed by Hearts Afire when his programming went all funny because "before making the 911 call, [the caller] dropped off at Grand Rapids station WOOD-TV a videotape and letters that explained his plan..."