I don't like to help the other guys, but here are just a few obvious things:
10. Do NOT choke Edwards with your dark-side powers while telling him you find his lack of faith "disturbing".
- Do NOT ask advisors off camera to "throw you a frickin' bone" when they can't find sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.
- Get a good set of "snarl resistant" staples and get that upper lip under control.
- Borrow Shatner's hairpiece
- Try not to keep mumbling about "my precious".
- DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES accuse Edwards of being like a dihonest trial lawyer "like that jerk Atticus Finch".
- Do not tell Edwards your secret plan just to taunt him before leaving your minions to finsh him off.
- Do not taunt Edwards by saying "I'm not going down like Bush did!"
- Call Edwards before the debate with Kerry on the other line and try to get Edwards to talk bad about him so they'll have a falling out.
- Do not accuse Edwards of being a phoney who "can't really talk to the dead."