I am not a physician and have no formal medical training, but having seen the Milwaukee photo of Vice President Cheney's groinal region, I have a medical theory. Might there be a causal link between the fact of Vice President Cheney's unusually large male anatomy and his recent shortness of breath?
Is there any likelihood that an excess of blood in Mr. Cheney's pecker area could cause a reduction in the blood flow to his heart thereby causing shortness of breath? Is there any possibility that Mr. Cheney could suffer from more severe cardiac distress in the event of an increase in the already substantial blood flow to his enormous penal sector? For example, if Mr. and Mrs. Cheney were to attempt some marital relations and if Mr. Cheney were to become excited could the rushing of blood to Mr. Cheney's weenie cause a cardiac event?
Again, I am not a doctor nor do I claim that this analysis is a real diagnosis. I only suggest that it may be Dick's dick that has caused his heart trouble. If my theory were established as true, what would be an appropriate treatment. I leave that up to you and the medical community.
Thanks.