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Whatever you do, don't read this story, excerpts from which I posted below.
Disease risk stops Falluja return
Sewage and rabid animals pose a significant health threat in Falluja, US military officials have warned.
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"Many streets are flooded with sewage water," Red Cross spokesman Ahmad Rawi, who has just returned from Falluja, told the BBC News website.
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Another priority for the agency, Mr Rawi said, is the identification of "hundreds of bodies" collected and stored by US-led forces in a former potato warehouse.
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The Red Cross could not confirm whether the warehouse had refrigeration facilities to prevent the bodies from decaying.
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As well as water-borne diseases, US forces say dogs that have fed on corpses pose a risk to returning refugees.
US soldiers have been killing the stray animals to prevent the spread of rabies, the BBC's Caroline Hawley reports.
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Officers are planning to use iris scans and fingerprints to screen males of a fighting age who try to re-enter the city, our correspondent reports.