Please use this diary as JLongs, the poster of the Airing of Grievances diary, as so requested:
Someone should put up a feats of strength diary. Tell what you've done lately that required extra moral fortitude... or turpitude.
That'd be kewl.
Come one and all. Resolve now to relate to the DKos community this fine December 23rd, the day that Brother Costanza set aside as a respite from the other "official" holidays, of your own "feats of strength".
Offer them up in praise and exhaltation of the shining, unadorned machined aluminum pole that serves as a reminder of this special time of year.
It could be as simple as having made real homemade cookies, without an electric hand mixer. Anything.
Let the Telling of the Feats of Strength commence!
Update: 11:22AM EST: Modifying poll to refelect the wishes of JLongs and Goldfish to select our Festivus Champion.
Update: 11:25AM EST: Cannot modify polls, sorry folks...