Okay, so I know this guy from the internet, and he's kind of a nutjob, but not entirely in a bad way, and he hates Dean, and a few weeks ago he said he was watching Dean on TV, and Dean was interacting with some supporters, and my friend saw Dean next to this pretty young woman, and my friend says he saw Dean touch this woman's face in a really strange way, and look at her very intently, and he said he just got this really bad vibe from watching it. And nobody else I know seems to have even noticed this, and the young woman in question has yet to come forward to tell her story, but I just thought I'd report it online, because people have a right to know the truth.
When I finish setting up my website, you can all come and read this breaking story, which the news media has not yet picked up on, and then I'll get money from all the companies that advertise on the website. I don't actually know how to set up a website, but I'll hire somebody to do it.
I'm the new Matt Drudge!
:-)