AWOL Jokes

Things seem to be getting a little dark around here so I thought I would brighten up your day with some late night jokes.

"Earlier today, President Bush spent a little time with National Guard troops training in Louisiana. In fact, when he arrived, the commanding officer said, 'Hey, you're a little late by about 30 years.'"    Jay Leno

"Over the weekend, President Bush attended the Daytona 500. How many folks enjoyed watching the Daytona 500? But President Bush left before the race was over, you know, like his National Guard duty."   David Letterman

"Earlier today, President Bush was scheduled to appear at an event in Louisiana with hundreds of National Guard troops. Not surprisingly, Bush said he went, but no one can remember him being there"  Conan O'Brien

"President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the wierd part--no one remembers seeing him there."  Craig Kilborn