I just watched the new Bush stump speach for the first time and boy is it funny. Here are some of the biggest laugh lines, and I only saw the middle part.
"It is the President's job to confront problems, not pass them on to future Presidents or future generations."
"Because of our good policies our economy is strong and growing stronger."
"Job creation is strong."
"John Kerry supported the biggest tax increase in history." (Which was proposed by Ronald Reagan)
"John Kerry is going to raise all of your taxes."
"We showed the world that America means what it says."